You think you got it all figured out huh! Well, before joining the bandwagon, consider some of these things I found on the net. I’m sure the wife will not be pleased. Just kidding babe!
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “rings”:
* The Engagement Ring (Okay, got that)
* The Wedding Ring (Got that too)
* The Suffe-Ring (I think I’ll skip this, right wife?)
* The Endu-Ring (This I don’t know)A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love. After marriage, It is self-defence.
I live by one rule: Happy wife, happy life.
That’s a great piece of advice, just keep the woman happy.
My .02
vince
Posted by vince at April 22, 2008, 12:31 pmSo funny. So true. *covers face in shame*
If there’s one thing I’m proud of as a wife, it’s that I don’t nag my husband into putting back the toilet seat.
Ozy: Hard facts of married life =D
vince: Yup, just keep her happy, even if it’s a REAL pain (for some). I’m lucky coz my wife is beautiful, wonderful, and awesome! And I like to please her, so it’s great!
TPS: HA! I don’t get this toilet seat thing. What’s the big deal if it’s up or down? I’ll pee on it whether you leave it up or down. Best to check for pee stains first before sitting =))
Posted by thehusbandspeaks at April 23, 2008, 6:36 am“A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.”
hehehe nice, definitely will make the wife so happy 
thehusband,
di pa naman ako ikakasal , pero you wanna come and join my stag party? mag-advanced party na ako baka tumutol si soon-to-be thewife. nyahaha!
Stag party?! Kelan? Saan? woot! woot!
Tsaka wholesome naman tayo ah! No need for the soon-to-be thewife to have objections. We are good boys {sheepish grin}
i know we are. remember that night when the boys went to airf– oopps!
update you soon re sched of the party. of the wholesome party.
Posted by x at April 29, 2008, 6:24 amAh, the good old days!
Posted by thehusbandspeaks at April 29, 2008, 12:55 pmhappy wife, happy life! that’s one rule every husband should live by. if only all men live by this rule, the world would be a better place. hahaha.
A husband's weblog of thoughts, observations, interests, opinions, and adventures. For comments, reactions, suggestions, and donations, you can contact me at thehusbandspeaks@gmail.com.
If you're interested in advertising here, please e-mail me at kwentongbahay@gmail.com.
That sounds depressing. But very accurate!
Posted by Ozy at April 22, 2008, 12:16 pm