Work has been toxic lately. I don’t know if it’s just me, or are the files really different and much more difficult from the regular ones. So I’m taking a breather from reading the highly technical performance analysis of IEEE 802.15.4 and POS (don’t ask, they’re too technical for me to explain), and sharing this site shared by Banana Man. If you think you have it tough, take a look at how other people’s lives suck and feel a sense of ease knowing we have good. Real good. Here are some of the good ones I liked. Read more and have a good laugh here. Expect some nasty words.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I undressed and then proceeded to throw up all over the rug.
Today, I went over to my uncle’s house for dinner and my stomache hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and proceeded to take a huge dump. Turns out I chose the brand new toilet that wasn’t connected to anything yet.
Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while, and my dad said, “honey, that outfit doesn’t make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat.”
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money.
tnx for this corik; it made my day ![]()
two thumbs up!
haha! this cracked me up! esp the toilet situation. man, that must’ve been really embarrassing!
Posted by glenville at March 16, 2009, 10:55 amkg: We’re by far luckier that others.
Ka: Sure, sure. Great pick me upper.
Glenville: Much more so for the one cleaning up after! Haha!
Posted by thehusbandspeaks at March 18, 2009, 2:35 pm
Funny!
just goes to show you’ve got to count your blessings…
Posted by kg at March 13, 2009, 7:48 pm